C. T. Russell

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  don't marry that unbaptized meeting going sister, or loose your privileges

  by DaCheech in

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  i've got one of those forever single friend.. he tries to be friends with every kind of "spiritual" sister out there.

  they use him for gifts, rides, and paying their diner meals when the friends go out.. he's in his late 40's and has himself been used by 5 sisters in a 15 years span.. he says he's found a good one, but she goes to meetings and is studying the "troof".

  his elders and nosybody acquantences have told him to lay off of her until she's baptized and then some (2-3 years for prooving herself in the lord) or else loose his priviliges.. i tried to nonchalantly telling him that was hogwash, but the pharasees have a grip on him.

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  Unbaptized “sisters” are hot!
  
  I myself have been thinking about going back to the KH to load up on that faux-virginal tang.
  
  Just tell him to load in reverse, and let daddy load it up!
  
  I know you're scared of that field service
  Don't worry, it ain't gonna hurt ya
  
  I know you ain't never had a part before
  You ain't never slung magazines from a second floor apartment
  You never heard of Ray or of CT Russell, well that's okay, we got all day
  
  Back that thing up
  throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up
  hunny, back that thing up
  If you gonna work a territory you gotta learn to keep your time
  hunny, back that thing up
  
  yeah, yeah right back yonder
  
  you ain't lookin to at not-at-homes in them appropriate length skirts
  but them book bags and literature bags work on you
  you gonna learn to love this kinda life
  you're gonna fit right in, now shut up and drive and
  
  back that thing up
  throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up
  hunny, back that thing up
  if you gonna work a territory you got to learn to drive a 4-door
  come on, back that thing up
  
  We still got a lot to do, open tha gate, to the gated community
  ain't no time to play today, no rollin on tha RV’s
  
  back that thing up darlin'
  just go on and throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up for ya
  now back that thing up
  if ya gonna work a territory you gotta learn to drive a 4-door
  
  hunny back that thing up
  come on throw her in reverse darlin' and get it on back here to daddy
  
  i need ya to pull her on the other side of tha street now
  naw naw you gotta turn them wheels
  there ya go
  now crank her back just a hair, right there
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWq_nWZzlpY
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  Propoganda from JW film excerpt: Painting the Fence with Brother Fisek

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i don't know if this one was posted, but i thought you might want to see what kind of garbage they tell the young ones.. stop missing meetings, stop setting college and career goals.

  run for jehovah:.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz8t6rkp5mq&feature=player_embedded#.

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  More About Me:
  
  I continued to make progress in the congregation. After MTS school I continued to pioneer and became the youngest Elder in the Circuit. I did have one lapse involving a young sister and a “few” sessions of heavy petting, but I confessed everything to the Elders. The sister was disfellowshipped a year later confirming everyone suspicions that she was really just a slut. Shortly afterward though I was called to Bethel! I worked with some great people and had allot of fun. Not once did I regret my decision to not get a higher education. I continued to earn additional responsibility and assignments and life was great. I even became a table head. That’s really cool because it lets people know your better than them, because your sitting at the head of the table. Like a man.
  
  Much later though the Holy Spirit directed the Governing Body to make some real estate changes in Brooklyn. Who’s better at timing the NY real estate market than the Holy Spirit! Well anyway rooms are harder to come by and the Corporation needs more lawyers. So to make room for a Brother who went to Law School they asked me to move out to a new assignment in the field!
  
  If you want to know more feel free to contact me! I don’t have and address yet but after 6pm you can usually find me under the bridge where I sleep.

  
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  OBAMA WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

  by WuzLovesDubs in

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  2. friends

  he couldnt bring the olympics to chicago but he accomplished this coveted award after only a few months in office.

  somebody out there sees this man as doing what the planet needs.

  perhaps.. but i for one am not as shocked as most.

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk
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  A Penchant For Pinatas.... (another parody from that dumn WT.org article)

  by AllTimeJeff in

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  ...with apologies to daniel p. .

  a penchant for.

  pinatas!.

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  Will there be French Fries in the new system? Hopefully new light from the Corp will let us know in due time.
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  OBAMA WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

  by WuzLovesDubs in

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  he couldnt bring the olympics to chicago but he accomplished this coveted award after only a few months in office.

  somebody out there sees this man as doing what the planet needs.

  perhaps.. but i for one am not as shocked as most.

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  He deserves the Nobel Peace prize for just getting elected. The world owes the US for avoiding WWIII.
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  A Penchant For Pinatas.... (another parody from that dumn WT.org article)

  by AllTimeJeff in

  1. jw
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  ...with apologies to daniel p. .

  a penchant for.

  pinatas!.

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  I agree with Billy, but let’s try to keep things scriptural. Numbers 22:23
  
  Everyone in the new system will have their own talking donkey to beat with a Balaam stick.

  
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  A Penchant For Pinatas.... (another parody from that dumn WT.org article)

  by AllTimeJeff in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ...with apologies to daniel p. .

  a penchant for.

  pinatas!.

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  AllTimeJeff
  
  I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make?
  
  Jesus used many parables and stories to explain the sacred mysteries to the common man. If the common man of today understands anything its piñatas and pizza!
  
  Who looks foolish now?
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  I Got My G.E.D.!!

  by palmtree67 in

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  Farkel,

  Thats very true. I had so many offers from Witness owned janitoral businesses I could hardly choose.
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  Where is the Watchtower Society sense of humor?

  by besty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the great philospher wittgenstein said:.

  "humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world.

  so if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in nazi germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important".

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  I’m not sure if they ever had a sense of humor. Want to hear a funny story?
  
  I lived in a worldly building at Bethel. So I had a real mailbox, not just Bethel mail. I would also receive the Brooklyn Daily Eagle. I’m not sure if it was a subscription but they would drop one off for each apartment.
  
  Anyway I was on my way out to go to a meeting and noticed that the new copy had the word Watchtower on the front. I started reading it and it was the Halloween edition. All of the stories were fake, ala the Onion News.
  
  The main article was that the Watchtower had purchased BAM, the Brooklyn Music Academy for x amount of dollars. The article went on for 3 pages about how part of the buildings would be converted to Watchtower offices, but in a deal with the board of trusties the remaining part of the academy would continue normal operations. The only contingency was that the Watchtower would have some say on what it considered to be acceptable performances. No Christmas or patriotic music.
  
  Well I was waiting for my ride to the meeting. The driver was a heavy on one of the committees. In particular the one that would approve any building purchases. I handed the newspaper to a sister in the car and asked “Have you heard about this?” She started to read it out loud. Now I thought this was going to be he-larrrrry-e-ussss. But as she started reading the article nobody smiled. The heavy started getting visibly upset. He asked her twice to re-read certain portions. The more she read the madder he got. At this point I started getting nervous. She kept reading though, nobody got the joke. At this point my mind is scrambling, what have I done! She just kept reading and reading. He kept getting madder and madder. I this point I was in trouble. As soon as I started to say “It’s a joke!” he said “I think I need to pull over and make a call” At this point I blurted out, “Maybe it’s a joke, I didn’t have time to read it all!”
  
  The sister skipped ahead and finally confirmed that the entire edition was a joke.
  
  Nobody talked for the rest of the trip.
  
  I still think its funny.
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  AllTimeJeff: When you get a moment, Your take on this would be appreciated.

  by palmtree67 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is one of the first major incidents that made me start questioning.. our hall had 5 elders and 2 ms's.

  we also had various other brothers, all doing fine.

  some of the brothers who didn't have priveledges did magazines, literature, etc.. one day, the elders decided the brothers were not reaching out enough.

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  I read this and kept waiting for the punch line.